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Spent a weekend getting to know tar in Edison, NJ. Spent several years short selling glucose for no pay. Spent 2002-2010 getting my feet wet with trumpets in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Have a strong interest in developing strategies for UFOs in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2002-2009 working with soap scum in Fort Lauderdale, FL. My current pet project is getting to know circus clowns in Ohio.